No, Really, April Belongs to DreamWorks
Disturbia held on to confirm that, indeed, every weekend in April was led by a DreamWorks flick. By the way, Fracture, not bad.
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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Spider-Man vs. Venom, Sandman and the hipper, younger Green Goblin.
WILL IT SUCK?
No. I mean, there are few guarantees in movie life, but the quality of a Sam Raimi film is almost always one of them. Will it be as good as Spidey 2? Maybe not. You only have one of the superstar writers returning (Alvin Sargent), but you still have Sam writing with his brother Ivan, who had input on the first two. You also have an all-star cast with Topher Grace, Thomas Hayden Church and James Cromwell being added to the bunch. You also have one of the best villains in the Spideyverse, Venom, but will that be overshadowed by two other villains being thrown into the mix? I saw about ten minutes or so at CES (pretty much the same stuff released on the web a little while back) and it looks fantastic. Also, Sam Raimi mentioned Gymkata in an interview about the film, and you gotta love that.
Early buzz is phat.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Has an entire blockbuster-free weekend between itself and the weekend-upon-weekend punch of Shrek and Pirates. $346mil.
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Drama centering on the World Series of Poker in Vegas.
WILL IT SUCK?
In spite of a cheesy-ass trailer and multiple delays, I have high hopes for this one. Curtis Hanson can spin just about anything into gold, and screenwriter Eric Roth (Munich) has more hits than misses.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
A little bit of competition from Georgia Rule next week and there’s some movie about a spider this week that might get more attention. $23mil.
Limited
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Kerri Russell plays the waitress in question, trying to escape an unfulfilling life with the help of her doctor (Nathan Fillion).
WILL IT SUCK?
Not at all. Great comedy. More here.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
More buzz couldn’t hurt. $4mil.
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Guy puts his wife in a home cos’ she’s getting Alzheimer’s. She proceeds to forget him and fall for someone else. How much does that suck?
WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is even better than Waitress. The feature-length writing/directing debut of indie darling Sarah Polley.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
About as well as Waitress, I imagine. $4mil.
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
20 filmmakers make movies about Paris.
WILL IT SUCK?
Even the people who like it say it’s uneven, but the general buzz is still good. Directors include Olivier Assayas, Gurinder Chadha, the Coen brothers, Wes Craven, Alfonso Cuaron, Gerard Depardieu, Christopher Doyle, Richard LaGravenese, Alexander Payne, Walter Salles, Tom Twyker and Gus Van Sant. Actors include Steve Buscemi, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Miranda Richardson, Juliette Binoche, Willem Dafoe, Nick Nolte, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Bob Hoskins, Elijah Wood, Emily Mortimer, Rufus Sewell, Natalie Portman, Gerard Depardieu, Alexander Payne, Ben Gazzara and Wes Craven.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
The individual directors will draw on their core followings, but it won’t be enough to overcome an extraordinarily crowded weekend. $1mil.
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
A post-9/11 Arlington Road.
WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good, and with Peter Krause and Richard Schiff on board, why not?
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Hugely crowded field. $500,000.
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
The World’s Fastest Schwinn
WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is mixed. Decent cast, tho: Johnny Lee Miller, Billy Boyd and Brian Cox.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Indie sports flicks are a hard enough sell when they’re not surrounded by fifty other art house releases. $2mil.
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Guy from those Whit Stillman films gets therapy.
WILL IT SUCK?
Hard to say. Though Chris Eigeman as a neurotic New Yorker shouldn’t be a hard sell. Ian Holm, Roger Rees and Harris Yulin are also up in here.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Nobody knows about this. $750,000.
Next Week: Jane Fonda. Felicity Huffman. Lindsay Lohan. One of these actresses is not like the others.

Stephen Frears’ witty, insightful dissection of the Royal Family’s reaction to the death of Princess Diana earned Helen Mirren the most predictable Oscar since Philip Seymour Hoffman won for Capote the year before. Which is not to say she doesn’t earn every ounce of it. Michael Sheen also gives an Oscar-worthy performance (not that he was nominated) as a young, beloved Tony Blair (remember that?) trying to mediate between the public, the press and a seemingly oblivous monarchy.
Ben Stiller struck Christmas gold again with this adaptation of the children’s book by Milan Trenc. Almost $250 million. For all that, critics never really took a shine but, then again, they weren’t too hot on Meet the Fockers, either (about $280 million). Disc 1 has two commentary tracks (director/writers) while Disc 2 offers loads of featurettes.
Critics were more or less on board with this sci-fi time travel thriller which reunites Denzel Washington with director Tony Scott for the third time (Crimson Tide, Man on Fire). Also one of the first films to shoot in New Orleans after Katrina. Basically a bunch of featurettes for extras.
I’m guessing a tangle of music licensing disputes kept this hilarious series off DVD for so long, but now it’s finally arrived and yes, this is the season with the Thanksgiving episode and yes, that’s reason enough to get the whole set. Extras include cast and creator commentary as well as brand new interviews with the cast.
One of the more underrated sitcoms, never achieving the high profile of a Seinfeld, Cheers or Friends while often being just as funny and creative. No surprise half the leads went on to Whose Line. Also had a kick-ass theme song by The Presidents of the United States, but that didn’t kick in until season three. I think there’s maybe like, one featurette and a spoof in the extras.
(Delayed from January)
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Waitress is a funny, sweet, endearing tale about a waitress (Keri Russell) in a small town who makes pies and suffers under the petty dictatorship of her husband (Jeremy Sisto) who just got her pregnant, complicating her plan to run away. Her new doctor (Nathan Fillion) offers a ray of hope as the two fall in love, but ultimately she has to deal with her husband, her baby and her life. A straighforward romcom premise excecuted effortlessly by all invovled.
I was not expecting much from David Sington’s documentary 


Forest Whitaker earned a well-deserved Oscar for his portrayal of Idi Amin in this powerful indie. James McAvoy’s none too shabby either as the young doctor who gets drawn into Amin’s world of tyranny and paranoia. Touching the Void director Kevin Macdonald kicks things into high gear in the final act, taking a typical African-conflict-through-Western-eyes tale and turning it on its head. Extras include director’s commentary and deleted scenes.
Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench both earned Oscar nods for their portrayals of a schoolteacher with a secret and her colleague with an obsession, respectively. If that’s not enough, Bill Nighy’s up in here, too, in an Oscar-nominated script by Closer scribe Patrick Marber. A conversation with Blanchett and Nighy is among the “webisodes” that round out the extras.
As much fun, and maybe even funnier, than season one, season two of Adult Swim’s hilarious take on Johnny Quest blasts out of the gate with one of their best eps. The season’s funniest arc follows archvillain The Monarch’s attempt to reunite with his love Dr. Girlfriend and rebuild his empire culminating in a fabulous season finale. Extras include commentaries by cast and creators.
I was so looking forward to Joe Carnahan’s follow up to the you-must-go-watch-it-now-if-you-haven’t-yet masterpiece Narc and so disappointed to see it get lousy reviews, espeically with a cast that includes Jason Bateman, Andy Garcia, Alex Rocco, Ray Liotta, Jeremy Piven and Peter Berg. General buzz had it as a Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels rip. I’ll still, of course, rent it. Extras include an alternate ending and deleted scenes.
Before you write this off as another Dangerous Minds, know it got more than twice as many good reviews. Based on several students’ post-L.A. riots diaries, the film follows the efforts of a teacher (Hilary Swank) to increase the peace in her Long Beach school. Extras include commentary by Swank and director Richard LaGravenese.
In a much more real-world application of love conquers all (or at least tries really, really hard to) we have the doc