Where Box Office Meets Good Taste

June 29, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

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In light of the both critically and financially (boo-hoo, Pirates, Shrek and Spidey 3 are all only the 29th, 21st and 15th highest-grossing films of all time - and counting) disappointing blockbusters of the summer, I’m curious about those magic moments where commerce and art find common ground. To wit, I took a look at the top grossing films of all time and compared them to the IMDB top 250. The results weren’t all that surprising and probably say a lot more about IMDB fans than movies in general, but a worthwhile exercise, nonetheless.

Admittedly, this is only the top U.S. grossers as opposed to international and also not adjusted for inflation; I’ll save that research for another post. But here are the top ten highest grossing films that also appear in the IMDB top 250, in order of highest-to-lowest gross.

(and if somebody knows how to do tables in WordPress, please tell me, because I can give you a lot more useful info that way)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

The Fellowship of the Ring: The Return of the King

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Finding Nemo

Forrest Gump

The Lion King

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The Sixth Sense

The only thing that really shocked me here was Forrest Gump because (a) I didn’t think it made that much money and (b) I didn’t think the IMDB crowd liked it so much.

Ironically, blockbusters like Live Free or Die Hard and Transformers, which were expected to get far worse reviews than The Big Three, are actually doing better with critics. I’d say it’s too early to tell with Transformers, but Variety and Hollywood Reporter have weighed in, and they’re not usually as easily swayed as the early-to-post fanboys are.

This Is the Last DVD Preview That You’ll Have to Read

June 27, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Region 1 DVD Releases for June 26, 2007

Two years ago I took the helm of the USS DVD Preview from the mighty Duke De Mondo on Blogcritics.org. Shortly thereafter, I discovered I could reprint that content here and have even less new material. But now I’ve decided to hang that up. Ray Ellis will take over for me at Blogcritics, and here I’ll just have to come up with something new for Tuesdays (or, if I’m late like today, Wednesdays).
And now, a completely random collection of movies to go out on…

Shooter

u39072vy3u7.jpgBy most accounts, an underwhelming action vehicle for Marky Mark. And most people I’ve talked to seem unconvinced by Danny Glover as a bad guy (in spite of his turn in The Color Purple). There’s a featurette called “Independence Hall,” though, which has this Philly resident curious.

Black Snake Moan

u37590e1uuf.jpgSam Jackson chains Christina Ricci to a radiator. Tell me that doesn’t write itself. In spite of the exploi-tastic premise, critics found a lot to love in Craig Brewer’s follow up to Hustle & Flow. Extras include commentary and featurettes.

Dead Silence (Unrated Widescreen Edition)

u38617r07jh.jpgBecause you know what’s scary? Ventriloquist dummies. That’s what. Especially when they rip your tongue out. Although pretty much anything that rips your tongue out is scary. One of the tag lines for one of the featurettes reads “See the creative genius behind the terror!” Do you think they giggled when they wrote that?

Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon

u36831ogwd8.jpgIn a year where horror is (pretty legitimately) taking a critical and financial beating (see above), there are still a few flicks that give it a good name. By most accounts, this may be one of the best of the year. A fake doc look at an up and coming slasher, Behind the Mask is a midnight festival fave that never really found an audience in theaters. Here’s hoping it gets another shot on DVD. Featurettes and commentary round out the extras, along with the full script on DVD-ROM.

Smallville - The Complete Sixth Season

u39583unbiz.jpgMixed feelings about this season, but it kept me interested. Especially like the wedding day ep, and it’s nice to see Clark take on some bad guys who could actually kill him. Also, shout out to Martian Manhunter and the ad hoc Justice League. And, to be certain, one of the most exquisitely awful/spectacular (is “awftacular” a word?) last lines to a season ever.

More (for the last time) here.

Bruce Willis vs. Pixar vs. Michael Moore

June 26, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (1)

I feel kind of bad for the makers of Evan Almighty. You make a movie. You have a lot of special effects. It’s a comedy, but you think, “Hey, Night at the Museum had a shitload of special effects for a comedy and it did well. So it’s okay if ours is the most expensive comedy ever made.” You have Steve Carell and a solid beginning to your franchise. What could go wrong?

$32 million. That’s what.

And then it dawns on you. You have only five days to make your bones before Live Free or Die Hard hits because it’s opening early - and four of them are gone already.

6/29

Wide

RATATOUILLE

ratatouille2.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
Rat tries to make good on the culinary circuit in Paris.

WILL IT SUCK?
This is Pixar, son. How many times do I have to tell you? Seven for seven! Plus, it’s Brad Bird, writer/director of the greateset Pixar film of all time. Incidentally, I think this is the first Pixar (or maybe even Disney) film to have its own video podcasts. Early buzz, as usual, is off the heezy-fuh-sheezy. And, yes, most of the reviews use cooking metaphors.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Releasing in the middle of some heavy hitters. Die Hard 4 has a two day head start (which could help) and the next week, Transformers. But still, Pixar doesn’t fuck around. You release against them at your peril. $195mil.

LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD

diehard3.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
John McClaine vs. the Interwebs.

WILL IT SUCK?
What, besides the crappy title? Who watches Underworld and says, “I want THAT guy to direct my franchise comeback!”? Bruce Willis, that’s who. And the guy who wrote Godsend wrote the screenplay. If it makes you feel any better, this may be the first film based on a Wired article. That was turned into a script called WW3.com ten years ago by the guy who later wrote Enemy of the State.

You’ve also got Justin Long (be awesome if the bad guys used PC’s) and Kevin Smith in a cameo. Timothy Olyphant does the bad guy thing fairly well and I’m sure Death Proof cheerleader Mary Elizabeth Winstead will be easy on the eyes as McClaine’s daughter (although if you think back to Lucy McClaine in the original Die Hard, that’s just creepy). Great trailers, btw.

This is one of those movies that I really want to be good even though there’s very little chance that will happen.

That being said, early buzz is very good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
You’ve got back-to-back blockbuster weekends after this, so this has to grab everything it can, while it can. $177mil.

SICKO

sicko3.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
Michael Moore takes on health care.

WILL IT SUCK?
So far, the only real complaint is that he glamorizes the Canadian health care system too much, and that’s coming from Canadians.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
When Fahrenheit 9/11 opened at number one in the summer of 2004, remember its only competition was White Chicks (and it was an election year). This weekend it’s gotta deal with Pixar and Bruce Willis. On the other hand, scalped tix at preview screenings were going for as much as $40 a pop. $30mil.

Limited

EVENING

claire_danes12.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
Kind of like The Notebook, but with more women.

WILL IT SUCK?
Powerhouse cast here: Clare Danes, Toni Collette, Vanessa Redgrave, Patrick Wilson, Meryl Streep and Glenn Close (together for the first time since - I’ll let that be a trivia question for you). Also, Meryl’s daughter Mamie Gummer plays young Meryl in flashbacks. From the writer of The Hours which had, like, hardly any women at all, right?

Early buzz is pretty sucky.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Should do all right. No cast like this anywhere in indieville right now. $11mil.

VITUS

photo_06.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
Coming-of-age story about a child prodigy pianist who wants to be a pilot.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good. A chance to see the lighter side of Hitler (um, Downfall’s Bruno Ganz).

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Kind of crowded, but if it can keep up the good buzz, there’s hope. $2mil.

Next Week: Michael Bay. I love him. And I hate him.

Great Speeches and the Song Lyrics They Devolve Into When I Try to Remember Them

June 22, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We are young, heartache to heartache. We stand, no promises…no demands. Both of us knowing - love is a battlefield.”

“First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth. No single space project in this period will be more impressive to mankind, or more important for the long-range exploration of space; and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish. If you believe, they put a man on the moon - a man on the moon. If you believe, there’s nothing up their sleeves, and nothing is cool.”

“So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about. Watching some good friend scream ‘Let me out!’”

The Blogosphere Just Got Bigger

June 21, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

My buddy Justin has a new blog. He’s even got video and shit.

Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lenders

June 19, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Review here.

I Pity the Fool That Doesn’t Have a Big-Ass Train in His House!

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Region 1 DVD Releases for June 19, 2007

Hey, did you know that Renee Zellwegger was in a movie last year? Neither did anyone else.

Bridge to Terabithia

u37615fxck7.jpgI have to admit, I was expecting this to aggressively suck, but it fared well when the reviews arrived. Narnia producers Walden media begins to carve out a niche for itself with this second effects-rich adaptation of a beloved children’s novel, admittedly far less well-known this time around. Typical assortment of featurettes and commentary round out the extras.

Miss Potter

u39332znjtk.jpgBy most accounts, this film was serious Oscar bait for Renee Zellwegger, but the Weinstein Company kind of botched the release. Still, if you’re curious about the story of the lady who wrote that book about that rabbit, this is supposed to not suck. Commentary and featurettes in the extras.

The Powerpuff Girls - The Complete First Season

u32943pufny.jpgOne of the best cartoon series of the past ten years, Powerpuff Girls worked in the post-modern flourishes while maintaining the silly fun every kids’ show needs. Oh, and it was freakin’ hilarious. Available before in a “best-of” form, looks like they’re committing now to releasing the whole series. Season One includes the Bubblevicious episode, in which Bubbles loses her shit and goes sickhouse on Mojo Jojo - classic. Extras include creator Craig McCraken’s student film The Whoop*ss Girls.

Reno 911! - Miami (Unrated Edition)

u36214w8otk.jpgYet another case of the difficult transition from cult TV hit to mainstream film, Reno 911! - Miami landed with a thud in theaters gaining little of the critical praise heaped upon its small screen counterpart. Extras include three commentary tracks, two of which are from characters from the show.

Silver Spoons - The Complete First Season

u35661rsgu1.jpgBefore he became the goto recurring character on NYPD Blue, Scrubs and 24, the artist formerly known as Rick (after being formerly known as Ricky) lived in that house with the big train. Oh, and Jason Bateman was apparently up in here, too, but I totally don’t remember that part. Yes, Mr. T is in this season and yes, that was Erin Gray as the millionaire’s assistant and no, I have no frickin’ clue when Buck Rogers is coming out on DVD already.

More here.

Evan Almighty Heart

June 18, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Okay, movies never make exactly three times their opening weekend but, if Fantastic Four does, it will match my prediction exactly.

6/22

Wide

1408

john_cusack2.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
A bunch of Native Americans wait around 84 years for Christopher Columbus to show up. Or John Cusack checks into a haunted hotel room.

WILL IT SUCK?
Well, the writers are a mixed bunch, having scripted such fare as Ed Wood and Man on the Moon on one hand and Problem Child and Agent Cody Banks on the other. Director did the acclaimed Evil and the less acclaimed Derailed.

Early buzz is good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Opens the same week as Captivity, not that anyone will notice. $52mil.

EVAN ALMIGHTY

evanalmighty11.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
Steve Carell builds an ark.

WILL IT SUCK?
Same writer and director as Bruce Almighty which, to be honest, I found to be surprisingly good. And Carell’s been batting pretty well so far. Even Over the Hedge didn’t suck (we don’t talk about Sleepover).

Preliminary buzz is “meh.”

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
This is rumored to be the most expensive comedy ever made. I think it’ll just barely make all its money back domestically, but international and DVD will more than compensate. $229mil.

A MIGHTY HEART

amightyheart4.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
The Daniel Pearl story.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is fantastic. I would, at first, be ready to label this as Movie-of-the-Week exploitation, but with Michael Winterbottom at the helm, I take pause. He doesn’t fuck around. And he’s made some of the most uncompromising visions of the Middle East (and our involvement in it) of the past few years (In This World, Road to Guantanamo). Angelina Jolie doesn’t usually sell me on a project, but early buzz on her performance brings up the O-word and I’m curious to see Capote scribe Dan Futterman take on the role of Daniel Pearl.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Might do better as a limited release. How many people are going to walk into a multiplex and consciously choose a tragic story about real-life terrorism over Steve Carell in a long-ass beard? $35mil.

YOU KILL ME

youkillme2.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
Ben Kingsley does the wacky hit man thing.

WILL IT SUCK?
From Last Seduction, Rounders, Joy Ride director John Dahl, who for some reason has been tapped to direct Punisher 2 (which, for some reason, is happening). From the writers of Narnia. In spite of a cheesy Whole Nine Yards-y trailer, could be good. Early buzz is encouraging.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Nobody knows this is coming out. $23mil.

Limited

BLACK SHEEP

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Killer mutant sheep.

WILL IT SUCK?
Wants to be Shaun of the Dead, but really isn’t.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Between this weekend and next you have two bigger indies and Fido might steal its comedy/horror thunder to boot. $1mil.

BROKEN ENGLISH

photo_09.jpgWHAT’S THE PITCH?
Sex and the Parker Posey

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is mixed, but no one seems particularly psyched about this film. Raves for Posey’s perf, however.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Eagle vs. Shark is a bit of a big deal, and so is Sicko the next week. But, this has Parker Posey. $5mil.

Next Week: The only summer blockbuster based on a Wired article.

See You in Development Hell

June 15, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

With I Am Legend and American Gangster finally emerging from Development Hell this fall, now seems a good time to look at those still there - and Premiere’s on it.

Sean Penn Appears to Have Reconsidered

June 14, 2007 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (1)

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See this man? He has reconsidered.

People make mistakes. We all know this. Perhaps Mr. Penn doesn’t even blame you anymore. He understands that words can be said, looks exchanged in the heat of the moment that perhaps we didn’t intend. Maybe he told you the wrong time to drive him to the airport. Maybe the wrinkles were the dry cleaner’s fault.

Look at that face. I think he understands. He’s ready to move on.

Or maybe he’s just stoned.