It’s official. Zac Efron is more powerful than Russel Crowe.
4/24
Wide
OBSESSED
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Interracial Fatal Attraction
WILL IT SUCK?
Well, the director’s done some decent television including Dexter
and The Wire. The writer, however, has given us Lakeview Terrace and Money Train, so I’m pretty sure Beyonce getting in Ali Larter’s face for macking on her man will be about as bad as this trailer makes it out to be.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Well, if pandering to the stereotype of black women hate, hate, hating white women who go after their men is a viable marketing ploy, I still don’t think this will work. $24mil.
EARTH
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Nature doc in which we follow three families of different cute adorable…Holy crap! Did you just see that shark eat that fish in midair!?
WILL IT SUCK?
Essentially a re-cut of the BBC series Planet Earth
with a new narrator (James Earl Jones instead of Patrick Stewart). Early buzz is good.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
This is the first release from the new Disneyearth label, so you know they’ll promote the hell out of it. It opens on Earth Day and Disney will plant a tree for every ticket sold during the first week so I have to ask, if you don’t see it, why do you hate our planet? $8mil.
FIGHTING
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
The Underground Street Fighting Kid
WILL IT SUCK?
From A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
writer/director Dito Montiel, so probably a step up from Never Back Down. Terence Howard and Luis Guzman in the supporting cast, but the casting that really has me stoked is Roger Guenveur Smith, whom you may remember as Smiley from Do the Right Thing, but looks to make a nice turn as a villain here.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Do you remember A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints? Do you even remember Never Back Down? $25mil.
THE SOLOIST
(Delayed from November ‘08)
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Reporter (Robert Downey Jr.) discovers musical genius (Jamie Foxx) living on the street. Based on the true story of Nathaniel Anthony Ayers.
WILL IT SUCK?
A lot of cylinders firing here. The storytelling skill of director Joe Wright (Atonement, Pride and Prejudice). The acting chops of the leads, plus support from Catherine Keener and Stephen Root. An adaptation of the book by Steve Lopez (played by Downey) by Susannah Grant (Erin Brokovich, Ever After). The only thing kind of underwhelming so far is the trailer.
Early buzz is mixed.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
If you think your film is an Oscar contender but can’t afford to promote it right away, don’t move it to the last weekend before summer blockbusters obliterate everything in their sight. $24mil.
Limited
TYSON
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Doc about Mike Tyson
WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is sick. Considered by IMDB to be writer/director James Toback’s best work. Won the (specially created) Regard Knockout Award at Cannes.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Its biggest competition is the probability that the art house crowd isn’t interested in Mike Tyson. $5mil.
MUTANT CHRONICLES
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Okay, so you’ve got mutants and it’s the future and there are four corporations battling each other and Ron Perlman’s gonna save the world somehow.
WILL IT SUCK?
You know those really crappy Sci-Fi (I’m sorry, SyFy) Channel movies that make you amazed that the same network showed Battlestar Galactica? This is getting the buzz of those movies. Only difference is it has, like, John Malkovich in it instead of Stephen Baldwin. Still, not supposed to be a good time.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
I’m guessing the VOD release (which happened a month earlier) will fare better. $1mil.
TREELESS MOUNTAIN
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Two children in Seoul must fend for themselves when their mother leaves to find their dad.
WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is great. Won some international kudos at festivals, including Berlin. The performances of the children are supposed to be amazing.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
This is the kind of movie where lightning has to strike for word of mouth to translate into serious indie box office. $750,000.
THE INFORMERS
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Adaptation of a Brett Easton Ellis novel in which rich people behave themselves. Just kidding. More hedonistic bastards in L.A. in the 80’s.
WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is mixed and, depending upon whom you believe, that has to do with the director getting replaced midstream. Here’s the story (be sure to read the rebuttal from the studio at the end). That having been said, the director has some good experience with satire (Buffalo Soldiers) and Ellis himself contributed to the screenplay (although the screenplay was reportedly gutted – again, read the story). Interesting cast: Billy Bob Thornton, Mickey Rourke and Brad Renfro in what must have been one of his last roles.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
A high profile cast, but not a high profile distributor. $2mil.
Next Week: That movie you could have watched, like, a month ago, finally comes out legally.