Kevin Smith vs. Crazy People

February 21, 2010 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Scorsese has his biggest open of all timeThe Departed’s $132 million, his highest gross to date, seems attainable.

2/26

Wide

THE CRAZIES

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
All toxin and no antidote makes the townsfolk something something.  Go crazy?  Don’t mind if they do!

WILL IT SUCK?
Wasn’t expecting this as the next project of the guy who directed Sahara.  On the other hand, also didn’t expect him to remake Flash Gordon as his next project.  This remake of a 1973 George Romero film comes from writers behind such remakes as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Amityville Horror, and Pulse as well as the original (and thoroughly despised) Case 39, so I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

But at least the residents of Lenox, Iowa will be pleased.

Early buzz isn’t all that bad.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Shutter Island mildly counts as competition, but not really.  The real problem is horror remakes not being nearly as safe a bet as they used to be. $21mil.

COP OUT

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Kevin Smith does the buddy cop thing.

WILL IT SUCK?
Smith promises that in spite of an unfunny trailer and less-funny title (orig. was A Couple of Dicks) the movie is funny.  I believe him, but I’m a Smith fan.  I even listen to his podcast.  And I refuse to believe he’d yell, “Cut!” until he was laughing his ass off.  Especially given that he’s working, for the first time, with material not his own.  Which is where I get nervous, since these writers really only have stuff like Las Vegas to their credit.  Good cast: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Sean William Scott, Jason Lee, Adam Brody, Kevin Pollack.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
It’s not about Kevin Smith (his name hardly appears in the trailer) so much as Bruce Willis, who opens in the middle these days.  $39mil.

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THE YELLOW HANDKERCHIEF

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Road trip!  Ex-con (William Hurt) picks up two hitchhikers (Kristen Stewart and Eddie Redmayne) on the way to see his estranged wife (Maria Bello).

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good.  Should add nicely to Stewart’s non-Twilight indie cred (Adventureland, Into the Wild).

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
While Stewart’s popularity probably aided in this years-old flick getting distribution, I don’t think that will translate into art house sales.  $3mil.

A PROPHET

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
The Arab Godfather

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is sick.  Has already accumulated a number of nods and wins (including the Grand Jury Prize at Cannes) on the road to a Best Foreign nod – and perhaps a spoiler for The White Ribbon in that category.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
With its nod (and possible win), should do well.  $6mil.

Next Week: Wait a minute.  You’re telling me Tim Burton made a movie with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter?  Get the fuck outta here!

Top 20 Movies of the 00’s

February 20, 2010 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (1)

It really was an amazing decade for film, and many of my choices here reflect larger cinematic trends that I found encouraging at the beginning of a new millennium for movies.

20. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

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This is a very “me” film.  I don’t expect this to make a lot of, if any, other Best of the Decade lists because it idiosyncratically targets some of my favorite things for a film to be good at.  Post-modernism, dialogue, action.  But it has a lot more going for it than just that.  You’ve got the return of Robert Downey Jr. before Iron Man made it official.  You’ve got the first (to my knowledge) openly gay action hero.  You’ve got the return (and we’re still waiting for the follow-up) of maestro screenwriter (and now director) Shane Black.  Read my full review.

19. Serenity

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While Firefly certainly deserves its rabid fan following, you certainly don’t need to be a member to enjoy its big screen adaptation.  This is everything devotees of Joss Whedon hoped would happen when he finally wrote and directed a feature film: great dialogue, great action, great characters, great story.  Based on this film alone (not to mention his other creative endeavors), he could become one of the greatest genre filmmakers of all time.  I just hope he gets the chance to prove it.

18. No End in Sight

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The Iraq War is probably the most contemporarily depicted war in film history (WWII may have it beat).  Unfortunately, most of the fictionalized depictions were below the par of most, say, after-the-fact Vietnam films.  This was not the case, however, with documentaries.  Fahrenheit 9/11, The Ground Truth, The Road to Guantanamo, Taxi to the Dark Side, Gunner Palace, Standard Operating Procedure, and others created compelling pictures of the conflict.  What makes No End in Sight stand out for me is its depoliticized clarity.  I say depoliticized because at no point does it question whether or not it was a good idea to go into Iraq.  It simply focuses on how we prosecuted the invasion and, more importantly, the occupation.  And there, politics turns to tragedy.

17. Almost Famous

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I probably wouldn’t care so much about this film if I weren’t a musician.  Then again, given how beautifully Cameron Crowe crafts this paean to the bygone days of rock and his own not-so-misspent youth, I can’t be sure.  All the wit and passion on display in his earlier work (Say Anything, Singles, Jerry Maguire) combines with the love of music expressed in those films to create an unforgettable journey.

16. Up

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Up is the cherry on top of the decade that belonged to Pixar.  You’ll have trouble finding a film with more heart, humor, and storytelling kung fu in any medium, much less animated.  And this isn’t even the best that they can do.

15. Amelie

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When one of our loyal viewers asked me to make a list of first films for people unfamiliar with different genres, I picked Amelie for foreign because I knew it was impossible to have a bad experience watching it.  Most of that success is the sheer creative force of writer/director Jean-Pierre Jeunet, but not a little of it belongs to the inspired performance of Audrey Tatou.  Be sure to see their reunion in the amazing A Very Long Engagement.

14. Inglourious Basterds

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Quentin Tarantino spent the better part of the 00’s proving that his success in the 90’s was no fluke.  With Kill Bill Vol. I and II, he induldged his passion for the spaghetti western and kung fu epic.  With Death Proof, he infused the exploitation genre with great dialogue and pure tension.  Here, he takes a similarly B-movie inspired set-up and wrings something profound – seriously, Kubrick levels of subtext here – from blood, explosions and priceless dialogue.  Even without all of that, you’ve still got one of the strongest opening scenes in movie history.

13. Hero

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The 00’s were the decade that martial arts broke into mainstream action cinema.  Part of that was due to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon proving that audiences would pay good money for good kung fu even if nobody spoke English.  Hero proved they would do it even if the movie had been around for years, pirated to no end long before it hit U.S. theaters.  We could argue all day as to which was more beautiful, and which had the better stories or fight choreography, but at the end of the day Hero goes a little bit further for me because it combines the great romance of Dragon with a compelling (even disturbing) political allegory that puts tyranny and terrorism in uncomfortably stark perspective.

12. Ocean’s Eleven

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Really, was there a more fun film released in the 00’s?  Sharp dialogue, crackerjack camerawork, and a cast to die for.  This is what happens when you let indie directors handle mass market entertainment, another positive trend of the aughts.

11. Once

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Every now and then a film comes along that defies categorization.  But I’ll do it anyway.  This is Lost in Translation, the Musical.  Still not accurate, but about as close as you’ll get.  Essentially a collection of amazing real time music videos tied together by a relationship more than a narrative, Once is one of those films that you can call “magical” with a straight face.

10. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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While it is damn near impossible to pick a representative or favorite Charlie Kaufman endeavor, Sunshine at least captures some of my favorite aspects of his work.  There is, of course, the mindfuck, in this case an exploration of memory that literally takes you inside the noggin of the protagonist, a career-best Jim Carrey.  But there is also the human relationship, or need for it, that drives all of Kaufman’s work, in this case one of the most beautiful, tragic, and ultimately redemptive he’s put to pen.  Add to that the lo-fi imagination of director Michel Gondry, and you’ve got yourself what may be the best sci-fi romance of all time.

9. Memento

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Chris Nolan would go on to be known for Best. Comic. Book. Movie. Ever. The Dark Knight, but his first masterpiece came out eight years earlier, when he took a shoulda-gotta-nod Guy Pierce through memory loss hell with this quiet, brilliantly constructed narrative that touches on questions of identity and reality while spinning a top-notch noir/futility-of-revenge morality tale.  Also a perfect example of how to use story structure to enhance character: The reverse chronology forces us to experience the protagonist’s lack of short term memory.

8. Lost in Translation

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This is the epitome of the type of movie that shouldn’t interest me.  Two people talking, not even all that much, and wandering aimlessly around Japan.  Where’s the plot?  Where’s the explosions?  The jive-talking robots?  And yet, there is a potency to the images Sofia Coppola captures here, and a purity to the chemistry the leads share, and a depth to the loneliness they evoke, especially a shoulda-won-an-Oscar Bill Murray.

7. Up in the Air

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The recession that defined the end of the decade gets its embodiment here, but more importantly, that sense of disconnect that can only be engendered by that especially 00’s brand of technology posing as humanity is rendered with painful accuracy in this tale of a man who discovers that finding his own humanity is as much of a tragedy as it is a triumph.  The pinnacle of the rise of Jason Reitman, who in the 00’s rose out of the shadow of his father’s comedy legacy to produce a completely different kind, but just as effective, form of humor.

6. Slumdog Millionaire

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Globalization permeated the economics of the 00’s, but also began to pop up in its films as well.  Here we see the rise of India as the backdrop for a fairy tale told with the cruelest of strokes but through the lens of the most 00’s of game shows.  This is also  the tale of the rise of digital fimmaking, with the camcorder replacing the camera and the unkown actor (of color, it should be noted, as this tale in the 80’s or even the 90’s would probably have had a white narrator) replacing the familiar face.  This is also the tale of the rise (and fall) of the independent studio, where all the guerrilla techniques and indie aesthetic funded by Warner Independent almost came to nothing when that company went under dooming a whole slate of films to an uncertain future, with this one miraculously (or just plain shrewdly) picked up by Fox Searchlight and groomed into a Best Picture.  Finally this is the story of Danny Boyle, one of my favorite directors, who, after thanklessly churning out quality film after quality film finally got the recognition he deserved.

5. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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All of the Lord of the Rings films are testaments to what it means to make an epic film in the 00’s.  Lots of CG, but beautifully rendered, and in a way that supports, not detracts from, character and story.  In no installment is this more apparent than Towers, which shows us Gollum as he attempts to break out of his treacherous ways and get back some of the humanity that the ring has taken from him.  Andy Serkis’ performance in conjunction with the artisans pulling the digital strings create as compelling a depiction of addiction as any that has graced a screen without thousands of hours of rendering time.  This is also the leanest and meanest of the three, if not in length then in pacing, without the long setup of the first or the long cool-down of the third.  Oh, and one of the best action sequences of all time.

4. The Incredibles

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Speaking of great action sequences, The Incredibles has them in droves.  Maybe that’s why it’s my favorite Pixar flick.  But besides being a great action film that happens to be a children’s movie, it’s also one of the best superhero satires, a subgenre difficult to innovate given its saturation in the ’00’s.  As usual for Pixar, a focus on character and story with a dash of being clever as hell elevates the film.  Did I mention kick-ass production design and a hilarious supporting performance by director Brad Bird?

3. Munich

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By the end of the 90’s Steven Spielberg had already established himself as more than just a master of escapism.  He could make Serious Drama.  But he continued to challenge himself throughout the next decade, perhaps never so much as with this meditation on the murky politics of revenge and survival.  This is Spielberg’s Godfather – with equally dark cinematography by Janusz Kaminski – a portrait of what men will do to defend their home, and what that violence does to their souls.  Girded by an underrated, powerhouse performance by Eric Bana, Munich is Spielberg’s harshest indictment of the glory of killing, with no death providing satisfaction, only decay.

2. Donnie Darko

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A near-perfect film, writer/director Richard Kelly’s sci-fi masterpiece appeared out of nowhere…and basically stayed there.  Ultimately, only Gyllenhaals Jake and Maggie escaped its undeserved obscurity (we’re still waiting for Kelly to have his breakout moment).  Gorgeous, tragic, political, creepy, mind-bending, with a kick-ass 80’s soundtrack and a career-winking turn by Patrick Swayze as a motivational speaker, Darko is the ultimate film you can’t wait to show your friends.

1. City of God

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City of God is the gangster film of what Fareed Zakaria might call a post-American world.  Shot with hyperkinetic intensity by Fernando Meirelles and Katia Lund, the film boasts powerful, largely improvised performances by kids from favelas.  The archetypal rise-and-fall of a crime lord tale gets an extra dose of brutality and perspective from the fact that it is not set in America.  The protagonists of The Godfather and Goodfellas seek, to some degree, a sense of legitimacy, an American dream earned at the barrel of a gun.  The criminals of City of God are not looking for a home in the suburbs.  For some, the violence becomes its own end, and in that sense, City of God depicts the favela as a place for the id of crime to run rampant and, more shockingly, just keep getting younger.

As epic in scope as Godfather and Goodfellas, City of God is equally important to the genre, with the three forming, in my mind, a film trinity of fundamental crime cinema.

Scorsese Island

February 14, 2010 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Wolfman doing exactly what I expected it to but Valentine’s Day doing far better.  Expect more romantic ensemble comedies for the next few Valentine’s Day weekends, including Valentine’s Day 2: President’s Day.

2/19

Wide

SHUTTER ISLAND

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Strange goings-on at a mental institution where a psycho killer has gone missing.

WILL IT SUCK?
Time to see what Scorsese can do with a Dennis Lehane adaptation.  A little nervous, though, that the adaptation is coming from the writer of Pathfinder, Alexander, and a couple of Birds of Prey eps.  Great cast, tho: Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley, Emily Mortimer, Michelle Williams, Max von Sydow, Patricia Clarkson, Jackie Earle Haley, and Ted Levine.

Early buzz is excellent.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
A little heat from Wolfman’s second frame, but Scorsese generally does well with genre.  $69mil.

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GHOST WRITER

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Guy (Ewan MacGregor) ghostwrites the memoirs of a former British Prime Minister (Pierce Brosnan) and uncovers some dirt.

WILL IT SUCK?
The latest from Roman “just because he’s a great filmmaker doesn’t change the fact that he drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl and if he’d just show up for sentencing he’d probably just get a slap on the wrist since even the woman wants to move on from this already” Polanski. Robert Harris (Enigma) adapts his own novel with a little help from Polanksi.  Great cast: Ewan McGregor, Pierce Brosnan, Olivia Williams, Kim Cattrall, Timothy Hutton, Eli Wallach, and Tom Wilkinson.

Early buzz is very good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Not the kind of controversy you want, and A Prophet is poised to do some damage the following week.  Still, not a ton of competition this week, and you won’t find more names in any indie release this month.  $3mil.

Next Week: Kevin Smith is back, but you wouldn’t know it from the trailers.

Benicio Del Toro vs. Everyone Who’s Been in a Romcom Ever

February 8, 2010 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Of all the movies to take down Avatar, I did not expect it to be Dear John.

2/12

Wide

THE WOLFMAN

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
An American Werewolf in Victorian England

WILL IT SUCK?
Director Joe Johnston has done some decent work: October Sky, The Rocketeer (yes, The Rocketeer), even Jurassic Park III didn’t totally suck.  But with a project like this, you want to hear a Gueillermo del Toro is attached.  Andrew Kevin Walker (Se7en) seems more up to speed, although he hasn’t written much since 8MM (I think he’s served his time for that one).  The fact that the co-writer penned Thirteen Days and Road to Perdition doesn’t hurt.  Can’t complain about the cast, which includes Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, and Hugo Weaving.

Early buzz is good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
While this might seem like the 800lb, um, wolf in the room, it’s got to deal with a little bit of demo suck by Percy Jackson this week, and a little more by Shutter Island the next, not to mention date drag from Valentine’s Day.  $90mil.

VALENTINE’S DAY

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
If it’s February, it must be an ensemble romcom.

WILL IT SUCK?
From director Gary Marshall, but that could just as easily give you The Other Sister as Pretty Woman.  Screenwriter did a lot of Army Wives (which is apparently beloved on IMDb) and The Prince and Me, and shares a story credit with co-screenwriters from He’s Just Not That Into You.  As for the massive cast, you’ve got Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, George Lopez, Shirley MacLaine, and just in case they missed the tween demo, Taylor Swift (and yes, she’s on the soundtrack, too).

One good review out so far, but even they don’t like the script.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Second frame of Dear John is an issue, but this has star appeal to burn.  $70mil.

PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Modern day Clash of the Titans.

WILL IT SUCK?
Chris Columbus did a fine job launching the Harry Potter series so there’s no reason he can’t launch the first of these Rick Riordan novel adaptations.  Less encouraging is the screenwriter’s credits on See Spot Run, Scooby Doo, and Cheaper by the Dozen.  Interesting cast: Pierce Brosnan (with a big bushy beard!), Uma Thurman, Steve Coogan, Joey Pants, and more.

Early buzz is good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
As popular a move as it is, launching a franchise based on a popular fantasy series is actually unlikely to work, especially if the series isn’t extremely well-known to start with.  $53mil.

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MY NAME IS KHAN

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Trials and tribulations of a Muslim man (Shahrukh Khan) with Asperger’s syndrome living in San Francisco in the wake of 9/11.  Based on a true story.

WILL IT SUCK?
Don’t know enough about Bollywood to tell you the odds on a combo of Khan, co-star Kajol, and director Karan Johar producing a critical success.  All I can tell you is that they are beloved in Bollywood.  Especially Khan.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Khan’s first real attempt at a cross-cultural hit (and one of the first for Bollywood), and all I can tell you about that is that there’s not much competition.  $5mil.

Next Week: Eastwood and Affleck have had their shot; now it’s Scorsese’s turn to take on Lehane.

Oscar Nod Reactions – 2010

February 3, 2010 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Here are the nomineesHere’s what I predicted.  I shot 78% this year.

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Cinematography – (4/5) – Did not see Harry Potter coming, or Nine going.

Best Supporting Actress – (3/5) – One of the biggest surprises, in my opinion, is Maggie Gyllenhaal.  Not because she doesn’t deserve it so much as no one has said anything about her performance all awards season.

Best Supporting Actor – (4/5) – I should’ve just gone straight up and down with SAG on this one.  A perfect match.

Best Adapted Screenplay – (3/5) – Three nice surprises here.  One, In the Loop, which I couldn’t be happier about.  Two, District 9, which got a lot more respect from the Academy than I expected.  Three, Precious, which I expected to get overlooked here for no good reason, but got the nod for every good reason.

Best Original Screenplay – (3/5) – Surprised (500) Days of Summer got no love here (or anywhere).  Impressed that Avatar got no love here, but I really shouldn’t be; Titanic didn’t get any writing nods, either.

Best Actress – (5/5) – No surprises.

Best Actor – (5/5) – Yay for Renner!

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Best Director – (5/5) – I was wrong.  Lee Daniels is not the first African American to be nominated for Best Director.  John Singleton did it in 1992 for Boyz N the Hood.  Daniels is the first to do it for a film that got a Best Picture nod.

Best Picture – (7/10) – How did I not see The Blind Side coming?  No pun intended.

Aside from the acting categories, I think we should be looking at a pretty exciting night.

Dave’s Annual Uninformed Super Bowl Prediction – 2010

February 2, 2010 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (2)

As usual, I have no idea who’s in the Super Bowl or when it’s being held.  Scratch that.  That’s all I know about the Super Bowl.  And, as usual, armed with only that information, and a vague sense of what would happen if each team’s namesake were to do battle, I will predict the winner of this year’s Super Bowl with approximately 50% chance of error.

Behold.

KICKING

As I pointed out when the Bears took on the Colts in 2007, colts, while failing miserably at having arms and thus, passing, are fantastic kickers.  And who won that game?  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  Bears. Can’t. Kick.  Saints, on the other hand, are perfectly adequate kickers.  But they’re no colts.

ADVANTAGE: COLTS

PATRONAGE

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See this guy?  He’s the Patron Saint of brewers.  He got you drunk that one time.

Just about everything has a patron saint, from Lost Causes to Rope Braiders (Seriously.  It’s Paul, by the way.  Paul the Apostle is also the Patron Saint of Rope Braiders and Rope Makers.  You cannot make this shit up.)  There are even different patron saints for horses, sick horses, and work horses.

There is no Patron Colt of fuck all.

ADVANTAGE: SAINTS

BARRIERS TO ENTRY

The canonization process can take decades if not centuries to occur.  You can’t even start until five years after the candidate dies.  There’s a panel and investigations and oh (unless you martyr yourself), at some point you have to perform two miracles.  Did I mention you have to perform them after you die?

To become a colt your parents have to fuck.

ADVANTAGE: SAINTS

THE RUNNING GAME

Colts can generally run faster than saints, however, there is a patron saint of saddlemakers, so you can see how that could even the playing field.

ADVANTAGE: EVEN

MALT LIQUOR ENDORSEMENTS

According to unbelievably creepy claims by Billy Dee Williams, Colt 45 “works every time.”  No such claim has been made about St. Ives.

ADVANTAGE: COLTS

GOOGLEABILITY

There are over 17 million results for “colts” in Google.  There are over 64 million for “saints.”

ADVANTAGE: THIS COULD NOT POSSIBLY HELP EITHER TEAM

TWITTERABILITY

Stop making up words.

PIETY

The answer might seem obvious, but horses don’t have to deal with Original Sin to begin with.  Just saying.

ADVANTAGE: EVEN

Last year, when the Cardinals and Steelers appeared to be evenly matched, I predicted that Catholic guilt would shame the Steelers into a loss.  Clearly that logic, although flawless, had a flaw, so this year I’m predicting that the lesser-known “horse guilt” will give the Colts another win.

Battle of the French Action Films

February 1, 2010 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (4)

The only record Avatar has yet to beat is the domestic box office gross of Titanic.  It’s a little over $6 million shy.

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Wide

DEAR JOHN

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
After meeting the girl of his dreams (Amanda Seyfried), soldier (Channing Tatum) re-enlists in the wake of 9/11.

WILL IT SUCK?
Lasse Hallstrom is usually solid in the director’s chair, even if he isn’t usually my cup of tea.  From a Nicholas Sparks novel, but before you get your Notebook panties in a bunch, it’s adapted by We Are Marshall scribe Jamie Linden.  Oh, and Richard Jenkins is up in here, too.

Early buzz not so good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Valentine’s Day might be an issue the following week, but there’s very little crossover between this and the John-Travolta-kicking-ass demo.  $40mil.

FROM PARIS WITH LOVE

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Taken director does the buddy cop thing (John Travolta and Johnathan Rhys Meyers).

WILL IT SUCK?
This isn’t actually the first time Pierre Morel has done the buddy cop thing.  District B13 is essentially a buddy cop film that happens to have a lot of parkour.  This is not that.  It’s written by the guy who wrote the little-seen (and little thought of) Charlie Sheen vehicle Shadow Conspiracy.  At least the story comes from Luc Besson, which is usually a good thing.  Travolta should be fun to watch, though I have no idea how well Rhys Meyers will pull off the dorky hunk thing instead of the, you know, hunky hunk thing.

Early buzz is mixed.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Ironically, the District B13 sequel comes out this week, too, but only in limited release.  The real challenge comes from the second frame of Edge of Darkness and, moreso, the first frame of Wolfman next week.  $63mil.

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FROZEN

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Three skiers get stuck on a chairlift.  Hurty things ensue.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good.  From the writer/director of indie horror darling Hatchet (and yes, there will be a Hatchet 2).  Cute casting: The lead is Iceman from X-Men (Shawn Ashmore).

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Sundance buzz should help, but indie horror is a hard sell.  $1mil.

DISTRICT 13: ULTIMATUM

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
More parkour bad-assery from David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli.

WILL IT SUCK?
First off, if you haven’t seen the original District B13, get on that.  Early buzz is good, but praises the stunts more than anything else.  Luc Besson does the screenplay.  Director’s a relative newcomer since the last guy to direct one of these is now directing John Travolta.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Even the art house action junkies are gonna want to see From Paris With Love.  $2mil.

Next Week: Bad moon rising.

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