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See this man? He is pissed at you.

Henry Rollins is pissed at you. I mean really pissed. Just look at him.

I don’t know what you did to make him so mad, but he is, like, supercalifragilistipissed. Seriously.

You should think about what you did to make him not like you anymore. Maybe you could still apologize.

Did you forget his birthday? Did you fail to invite him to a recent gathering or soiree? Did you perhaps insult him without knowing it via an offhand comment about his wardrobe or hairstyle?

Did you call him a liar? He hates that.

Whatever you did, you should apologize immediately. I mean, just look at those eyebrows. Those are the brows of a man who can take no more. Who is truly disappointed in whoever offended him. Who is, may I submit, a little hurt. Little tears…on the inside.

I’m sure you two can make it right. It just takes time.