I Now Pronounce You Suck and Crappy

I’ve started writing for a new online magazine, two.one.five. Here are two bonus lines from my first review for them, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

On the insultingly over-the-top gay stereotypes director Dennis Dugan puts in the film:

“You’d swear after each take Dugan was all, ‘That was great, but could you make it gayer? I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more gay.’”

and

“In an uncredited role, Rob Schneider gives the most enlightened portrayal of an Asian American since Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”

Read what made the cut.

Also, saw The Police last night, but more on that later. The one sentence summup is “Holy shit that rocked.”

Finally, a shout-out to my boy Hillman in Wired.