Instead of a trailer roundup, I figured it’d be more fun this week to list alternate opening lines to the first verse of the Lionel Richie classic “Say You, Say Me,” which begins, “I had a dream. I had an awesome dream.”
“I had a dream. I had a gnarly dream.”
“Dude, I had this fucked up dream last night.”
“I had a dream. It was wicked awesome.”
“I had a dream. You had a dream. We had a dream together. Naturally.”
“I had a dream. It was a series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.”
“I had a dream. I had a dream that all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics were kicking your ass.”
How about, “I had a dream. I was naked and had missed my Final Exam.”