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April 29, 2008 |  Filed under: Blog | 

Here’s another question. Now that we’ve had snakes, insects and rats, what do you think will be the infestation of choice for the next Indy Jones flick (no spoilers if you already know)?

8 Responses to “Vermin Du Jour”

  1. Newtlet Says:

    Bunnies. Very scary bunnies.

    I actually think they’re going to be back to snakes, but that’s how cynical I am about this franchise now.

  2. David Says:

    On planes? Because that would rock.

  3. Dr. Wife Says:

    Lizards, maybe? Kind of a cop-out since they’re pretty much snakes with legs, but oh well. I’m basically expecting this installment to be phoned in anyway. Although I would pay $1 above ticket price for a raccoon attack. Did you hear that, Speilberg? That could be $1 in your pocket!

  4. M-D Says:

    I’m going to go with Tom Cruise.

  5. David Says:

    I can see it now…

    INT. CAVE DAY

    Indiana and Shia LeBeouf enter a chamber full of couches.

    SHIA
    What is this?

    INDIANA
    No. It can’t be.

    Suddenly, the room fills with TOM CRUISE CLONES leaping about and laughing maniacally.

    INDIANA
    Cruise. Why did it have to be Cruise?

  6. M-D Says:

    And they’ve have to escape the cave, running from the Cruise clones while the “Dianetics” volcano erupts in the background.

  7. David Dylan Thomas » Blog Archive » Follow-Up: Indiana Jones and the Cave of the Tom Cruise Clones Says:

    […] So, by a pretty overwhelming majority, the most psyched-for May release is Indiana Jones and the Cave Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which, according to another poll will have either bunnies, raccoons, more snakes, lizards or Tom Cruise clones as the vermin of choice. […]

  8. Jason G Says:

    I think it will be bunnies. As we all know, “bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes, they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. and what’s with all the carrots? what do they need such good eyesight for anyway?”

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