Vermin Du Jour
Here’s another question. Now that we’ve had snakes, insects and rats, what do you think will be the infestation of choice for the next Indy Jones flick (no spoilers if you already know)?
Here’s another question. Now that we’ve had snakes, insects and rats, what do you think will be the infestation of choice for the next Indy Jones flick (no spoilers if you already know)?

April 29th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Bunnies. Very scary bunnies.
I actually think they’re going to be back to snakes, but that’s how cynical I am about this franchise now.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
On planes? Because that would rock.
April 29th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Lizards, maybe? Kind of a cop-out since they’re pretty much snakes with legs, but oh well. I’m basically expecting this installment to be phoned in anyway. Although I would pay $1 above ticket price for a raccoon attack. Did you hear that, Speilberg? That could be $1 in your pocket!
April 29th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I’m going to go with Tom Cruise.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:51 am
I can see it now…
INT. CAVE DAY
Indiana and Shia LeBeouf enter a chamber full of couches.
SHIA
What is this?
INDIANA
No. It can’t be.
Suddenly, the room fills with TOM CRUISE CLONES leaping about and laughing maniacally.
INDIANA
Cruise. Why did it have to be Cruise?
May 1st, 2008 at 1:52 am
And they’ve have to escape the cave, running from the Cruise clones while the “Dianetics” volcano erupts in the background.
May 4th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
[…] So, by a pretty overwhelming majority, the most psyched-for May release is Indiana Jones and the Cave Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which, according to another poll will have either bunnies, raccoons, more snakes, lizards or Tom Cruise clones as the vermin of choice. […]
May 12th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I think it will be bunnies. As we all know, “bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes, they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. and what’s with all the carrots? what do they need such good eyesight for anyway?”