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In Defense of Obscure References

July 2, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (1)

A recent On the Media addressed the issue of older journalists using older references in their work.  The upshot was you shouldn’t do it because it alienates your younger readers who might not know what the hell “23 skidoo” means.

Allow me to retort.

1. Educating the Public

When I was a kid and I ran into a word I didn’t know in something I was reading, I was encouraged to look that word up in the dictionary.  I didn’t, usually, which is why I don’t know a lot of words.  However, had I done it, wouldn’t I be smarter now?

When I come across a reference I don’t get in something I’m reading, and I’m motivated enough, I look it up.  It is, in fact, easier now, to look shit up than ever before in the history of looking shit up.  It is, in part, how I learn.  It is, in part, how I’m recommended down the long tail of things.

Twitter trending topics, in fact, is one big obscure reference.  When I see #moonfruit and I can’t figure out from the context of the tweets what the hell they’re talking about, I type it into Google and find out very quickly that it’s just some disappointingly uninteresting Web site that happens to be running a promotion that day.  But now I know.

So all these obscure references (assuming they’re presented in an engaging enough manner) can actually help make us all smarter.

2. Encouraging a Curious Readership

I want people to be curious.  I think society is better off.  Putting references in your content (especially if you bother to hyperlink them to explanations) helps encourage a curious readership.  It provides the opportunity to reward curiosity.  Just sticking to references you’re sure 90 percent of the population will get never even starts the discussion.

3. Your Identity as a Writer

Just as I would not discourage writers from using obscure references, I would also not encourage them to use them if it doesn’t fit their style.  Each writer has his or her own voice and to that voice they should stay true.  Take Dennis Miller.  He basically built his game on obscure references to the point where when he briefly co-hosted Monday Night Football, a post called the Annotated Dennis Miller appeared the following day to explain all the stuff he was talking about the previous night.

I’ll be honest.  My own voice is very tied to the notion of making connections and explaining new things in terms of old things which means, quite frequently, the relatively obscure reference.  The worst of it is in my movie previews.  I’m merciless.  When I use an old movie to explain the plot of a new movie, you’re SOL if you don’t know the full title and plot of the old movie.  When I describe the new Star Trek movie as Kirk Begins, God help you if you haven’t seen Batman Begins.  (Not a great example since most of you have, but you get the point.)  But if you have seen Batman Begins, I feel like there’s a special bond created, even for a moment.

That example, of course, doesn’t lend itself easily to points 1 or 2, since that’s not an easy reference to cite, but I still feel that all three points as a whole make an argument for keeping those obscure references coming.  I feel that, like any writing tool - metaphor, hyperlink, comma - you use it where you know it belongs in your work.  As our good friend Anton Chigurh said, “You pick the one right tool.”  That comes from here.

Johnny Depp vs. Dinosuars

June 30, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (2)

Transformers 2 made more money than you and everyone you know will ever make in your entire life.  The end.

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PUBLIC ENEMIES

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) vs. John Dillinger (Johnny Depp).

WILL IT SUCK?
Gotta say I agree with the choice of director.  Michael Mann (who co-writes) made his bones on cops and robbers.  One of his co-writers, Ann Biderman, also has some good crime under her belt (Primal Fear, Copycat).  Cast doesn’t exactly suck, with Billy Crudup, Marion Cotillard, Rory Cochrane and Lili Taylor thrown into the mix.

Early buzz is good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
It’s Purvis vs. Dillinger, not Batman vs. Jack Sparrow.  Ice Age will pull any demo that might otherwise make that mistake.  $78mil.

ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
In case you were wondering, yes, they do have a plausible explanation for dinosaurs being around during the Ice Age.  Well, an explanation, anyway.

WILL IT SUCK?
Co-director of the original and director of the sequel is back, along with writers from the original plus Simpsons vet Mike Reiss.  So there’s hope.  Also Simon Pegg joins the voice cast, and that’s always fun.

Early buzz is very good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Ice Age movies are only getting bigger grosses, but this is the first time they’ve launched in the summer.  2nd frame of Transformers is nothing to sneeze at, but at least there’s a cushion of a weekend before Harry Potter hits.  $205mil.

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I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
How to Lose a Guy in Five Dates

WILL IT SUCK?
Wasn’t Nia Vardolos just in a romantic comedy? This one has more in common with Big Fat Greek however, given that she wrote it and co-stars with her Greek co-star John Corbett.  Also her directorial debut.  And how they kept Judah Friedlander out of the trailer is beyond me.  Vardolos penning the screenplay tips the odds in favor of not suck.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Meh returns for Ruins bode poorly for this. $10mil.

THE GIRL FROM MONACO

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Guy falls for girl and his bodyguard gets involved somehow.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is meh.  From writer/director Anne Fontaine whose Coco Chanel biopic starring Audrey Tatou has yet to hit the States.  This is considered her least impressive work by IMDb’ers.  (The Chanel pic, btw, is considered her best).

Co-written by Benoit Graffin, which I only bring up because he also wrote Priceless (also w/ Tatou), which you should go see now.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Likely to be overshadowed. $750,000.

Next Week: Two dudes bang each other, and neither one is named Brüno.

Transformers vs. - Oh, Who Are We Kidding?

June 21, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

Comedies are back! Comedies rule the box office! America is ready to laugh again! Or maybe comedies are pretty much all Hollywood has released for the past three weeks. When Transformers kicks all ass at the box office this weekend, it will prove that America is ready for massive angry robots again.

6/26

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TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
The Decepticons just can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet LaBeouf.

WILL IT SUCK?
The Transformers are a pretty known quantity at this point, so expect more of the same. Literally. 40 robots instead of the 10 or so they scrounged together for the first one. Same talent behind the camera, adding screenwriter Ehren Kruger who hasn’t impressed since The Ring and probably won’t change that here, especially under Michael Bay’s direction.

(It really is impressive the difference a director makes. One of the biggest critical successes of the summer, Star Trek, was penned by the same writers as this - minus Kruger - and the original Transformers, but Bay is no J.J. Abrams.)

But there is no question you’ll get plenty of giant robot smashy-smashy.

Early buzz is not so good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Probably going to be the biggest movie of the summer. $304mil.

MY SISTER’S KEEPER

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Little girl (Abigail Breslin) is understandably put out to discover that she was bred as a an organ farm for her ailing older sister.

WILL IT SUCK?
Director Nick Cassavetes’ reteams with the writer of his The Notebook which, in spite of the critical drubbing it took upon release, is very well regarded on the IMDb. Still not enough to get me interested, although I am curious to see what Jason Patric does with his role.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Plot-wise, this doesn’t seem equipped to catch fire the same way The Notebook did. $17mil.

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CHÉRI

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
It’s Stephen Frears. I don’t really care. I’m in.

WILL IT SUCK?
Well, if you must know it’s based on some Collette novels about a layabout (Rupert Friend) whose mother (Kathy Bates) interferes with his relationship with a retired courtesan (Michelle Pfieffer). And after all that talk about Frears (who reunites with another Dangerous Liaisons alum here, screenwriter Christopher Hampton), the early buzz has this as one of his weaker efforts.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Without strong buzz, lacks breakout potential. $8mil.

THE STONING OF SORAYA M.

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Woman tells journalist a horrifying story about what happened to a woman in a small Iranian village.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is mostly good. Starring Shohreh Aghdashloo and a defy-you-to-recognize-him-in-the-trailer Jim Caviezel.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
With the right coverage, I could see this getting some attention. $5mil.

THE HURT LOCKER

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Bomb defusers in Iraq.

WILL IT SUCK?
Hell no. Read.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Summit has a pretty clever release strategy here. It’ll have about a month of limited release before going wide. If the buzz pans out, that could work. Unfortunately, I think the trend against Iraq films hitting at the box office isn’t making an exception for one that’s actually good. $11mil.

LIFE IS HOT IN CRACKTOWN

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Different people’s lives intersect in, well, Cracktown.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good. Probably not as cheesy as the trailer would suggest. Interesting cast, including a 180-from-Superman Brandon Routh as a resident crackhead.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Overcrowded weekend. $500,000.

SURVEILLANCE

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Witnesses and investigators converge on a killing spree in Nowheresville, USA.

WILL IT SUCK?
More like meh. See my review (scroll down).

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Again, overcrowded weekend. $1mil.

Next Week: Johnny Depp plays a charismatic criminal who isn’t based on Keith Richards.

Kiran Is a Mac

June 19, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (2)

As if there were ever any doubt…

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Now who’s paying the bills?  Computer Programmer Kid!

Movies That Should Be Remade

June 17, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

In light of the at best questionable remakes at our heels I’ve assembled and edited a top ten list for Filmcritic on the topic of what movies actually could use a do-over.  My entry is Sphere.

Let Us Now Praise Great Ventures

June 16, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

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“Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden. We never should have brought the henchmen. We’re going to be the only ones there with henchmen!”

“As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.”

“Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They’re mammals!”

For M-D’s custom post, a reward for winning the Television Episode Naming Convention Contest, I will now praise the great Venture Bros.

Probably the funniest full half-hour Adult Swim has yet produced, The Venture Bros. combines some disparate elements into a surprisingly coherent whole.

First off, there’s the obvious take on a classic cartoon, a standard Adult Swim trope.  But, not content to merely mock Johnny Quest, Venture Bros. evolved into one of the most sophisticated examples of the quickly burgeoning sub-genre of revisionist superhero parody.  Finally, the show managed to evolve a mythology all its own, rivaling that of straight comic narratives for complexity and structure.

And did I mention it was funny as shit?

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“Please. How stupid do I look to you? World Domination. I’ll leave that to the religious nuts or the Republicans, thank you.”

“Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?”

“Now that we’ve exchanged pleasantries and hot panda milk, Dr. Venture, let’s talk business.”

The first season sets the stage by introducing us to has-been Dr. Thaddeus Venture, living in the shadow of his father’s achievements in “superscience” with his two enthusiastically naive sons, Hank and Dean, their ubermensch bodygaurd Brock Samson (voiced by hardest-working-voice-in-show-business Patrick Warburton) and their robot H.E.L.P.eR.  They face off against a slew of villains, none so often as the butterfly-costumed Monarch (one of the best animated characters ever inked) and his gravel-voiced moll, Dr. Girlfriend.

(And yes, that’s where my own Dr. Wife gets her moniker.  She was previously Dr. Fiancee and before that, well, you get the picture.)

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Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn’t that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: Oh, no way! Where? Holy crap, he’s with a girl?
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH-1.
The Monarch: But he’s the guy from Depeche Mode! It’s impossible.
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight.
The Monarch: Come on! He’s in Depeche Mode!

The first season is pretty epsiodic, slowly weaving a bit of a story arc toward the end involving The Guild of Calamitous Intent, a sort of union for supervillains, but the second season is where things really get going, balancing the laugh-til-you-weep humor of the first season with fairly intricate story arcs.  By season three the story arcs are so masterful as to go beyond being a good parody of action narratives to just a good action narrative - although I feel the humor suffers a bit as a result.

I’ll introduce you to the Brothers the same way I was, with this clip from Season One

You can find full episodes and clips on Adult Swim’s site, though I’d stick to the eps since most of those clips are from Season Three and you don’t want spoilers.

So, if you like shows where a sexy Russian assassin gets a name like Molotov Cocktease, I think this is for you.

Buy…

The Venture Bros. - Season One
The Venture Bros. - Season Two
The Venture Bros. - Season Three

Jack Black vs. Sandra Bullock

June 15, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

So Eddie can’t even open a family comedy anymore.  And, to correct last week’s entry, Hangover actually won that weekend (once the final tallies were in), not to mention this one, too.

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YEAR ONE

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
History of the World: Part Two

WILL IT SUCK?
As a writer/director, Harold Ramis has turned in some classic work (Groundhog Day, Caddyshack), but not all the time (Club Paradise), but he’s co-writing with some Office alums here, so here’s hoping.  Nice cast: Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt, David Cross, Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin’), Vinnie Jones, Hank Azaria, Olivia Wilde and Xander Berkeley.  Oh, and since it’s one in four comedies, Judd Apatow is producing.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Nicely distanced from Land of the Lost and probably only a little competition from The Proposal.  $56mil.

THE PROPOSAL

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Ryan Reynolds has to marry his boss (Sandra Bullock) so she won’t get deported to Canada and their terrible, terrible health care system.

WILL IT SUCK?
From Step Up and 27 Dresses director Anne Fletcher.  Now, I heard 27 Dresses wasn’t all that bad, but this is still probably not going to do it for me.

Early buzz is of the predictable-but-good variety.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Betty White feeling up Sandra Bullock never fails to get a laugh whenever I’ve seen audiences react to the trailer.  It’s the new rapping granny.  $70mil.

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WHATEVER WORKS

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Movie

WILL IT SUCK?
The latest from Woody Allen.  Seems a natural fit to match him and Larry David.  Reactions have been very mixed, from the IMDb, where it’s rated as his best. flick. ever. to RottenTomatoes where critics are yawning at yet another older-misanthrope-gets-it-on-with-shockingly-young-ingenue (Evan Rachel Wood, in this case) story.  Nice cast, tho: Ed Begley Jr., Patricia Clarkson, Michael McKeon.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
I think more people will come out for the David than the Allen, but they’ll come out.  $6mil.

DEAD SNOW

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Nazi zombies.  Angry, frozen, Nazi zombies.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is pretty good.  Made a big splatter at Sundance.  You gotta love any trailer that (a) quotes Temple of Doom and (b) has the tag line “Ein! Zwei! Die!”

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Horror/comedy very rarely works in indieville.  For every Shaun of the Dead there’s a Fido, Severance and Black Sheep.  $1mil.

$9.99

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
The short stories of Etgar Keret put together into an ensemble drama…oh, and rendered by stop-motion puppets.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good.  Kudos at the Mexico City film fest and an Annie nod.  Keret, who co-adapted the screenplay with the director, Tatia Rosenthal, also wrote the woefully underseen Wristcutters: A Love Story.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Not high profile enough for the competition.  $500,000.

Next Week: Apparently, they’ve made another Transformers movie.  You heard it here first.

Eddie Murphy vs. Denzel Washington

June 8, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (3)

Hangover doing far better than expected to take the silver next to Up. Land of the Lost doing far worse.

By the way, Up is the first necessary viewing of ‘09.  Preferably in 3D.

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THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3

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WHAT’S THE POINT, ER, PITCH?
Hollywood tries to piss me off by taking a perfectly good film and fucking it up for no good reason.

WILL IT SUCK?
If you’ve never seen the original, maybe not.  Otherwise, even Brian Helgeland’s screenwriting chops (L.A. Confidential, Mystic River) can’t improve on awesomeness.  Tony Scott will give everything a nice sheen, but no depth.  Denzel Washington and John Travolta can make this a servicable thriller, but nothing as unforgettable as the idiosyncratic Walter Matthau and calculating Robert Shaw.

Ironically, I’m guessing they’ll drop the whole “Mr. Blue,” “Mr. Green” bit since today’s audience will credit that to Reservoir Dogs which, in fact, took it from the original Pelham.

Very early buzz is not good.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Not enough people have seen the original to be outraged.  $89mil.

IMAGINE THAT

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Eddie Murphy’s daughter helps him solve business problems.

WILL IT SUCK?
From the director of Over the Hedge, which didn’t suck, and the writers behind Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure…and Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
June is comedy-rich, but family-oriented Murphy is pretty hard to beat.  $66mil.

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MOON

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Sam Rockwell loses his shit on the lunar surface.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good.  Rockwell is joined by Kevin Spacey getting his HAL on as the voice of the ship’s computer.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Buzz is really good coming off of Tribeca, Sundance and SXSW.  Should help raise awareness.  $6mil.

FOOD, INC.

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
In case you were thinking of ever eating anything you didn’t grow yourself ever again…

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is good.  No surprise authors Eric Schlosser (Fast Food Nation) and Michael Pollan (The Omnivore’s Dilemma) are up in here, too.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Muckraking docs that don’t have the name “Michael Moore” in them usually have trouble. $1mil.

TETRO

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WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Family drama about estranged brothers in Buenos Aires.

WILL IT SUCK?
Don’t call it an autobiography.  Although certain aspects were inspired by true life, writer/director Francis Ford Coppola insists this is not his life story.  Oh, did I not mention this was written and directed by Godfather-Man?  Early buzz is not so good, though.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
You can only play the comeback card so many times.  $1mil.

SEX POSITIVE

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(Moved from March)

WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Documentary profiling Richard Berkowitz, one of the first men to advocate safe sex in the gay community during the early years of the AIDS crisis.

WILL IT SUCK?
Early buzz is mixed. The IMDb rating ain’t so hot but it won the Grand Jury Award at L.A. Outfest.

HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
Going up against a higher-profile doc. $500,000.

Next Week: Nazi zombies. You read that right.

Kiran: The First Five Months

June 4, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (1)

This is a video I put together for Kiran’s Grandmommy Villoo’s 70th birthday.  Enjoy!

Top Ten Summer Movie Monsters

June 2, 2009 |  Filed under: Blog |  Comments (0)

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Another Filmcritic list.  I did Them!.  Another one coming soon.